Let me tell you more about what this AINT!

I realized after I went back and read my first blog post that I might have left the wrong impression.  I have no intention of turning this tinny corner of the internets into a place where I go to whine.  Despite that first post I promise, I am very lucky.  I have a great life and I’m thankful every day for the blessings in it. 

So, let me tell you more about what this aint.  In bullet form.  Because I love bullets.

• This blog isn’t for the faint of heart.  Let’s face it people, life is graphic.  This blog is about my life and to be frank, for the last several months and for the next several months, my life has and will revolve largely around my lady bits.  Sorry.
• You will not be educated by reading my posts.  This is not a medical forum.  Notice my use of the term lady bits.
• This blog will not be monitored by the grammar or spelling police.  In fact sometimes I make up my own.  Grammar and Spelling.  I do my best to self-edit but I’m not great at it.  Hell, I sent out our Christmas cards this year with a spelling error on them and I didn’t even notice.  There were five words on the dam cards.  One of them was my name.  Still, I did not catch it.  Also, I’m told I have a touch of The Dyslexia.  So bear with me.  Also, I like commas.  A lot.
• It's not all about me!  There are some real characters in my life and they are hilarious.  I wouldn't want to deprive you of the comedic genius that comes from the people I love.  To protect the innocent they will all be given pseudonyms.  Chosen by me.  Because no one gets to choose their own nick names.  I certainly didn't pick Larri.
• There will be flashbacks.  OK, I lied in my first post.  This blog wont only be about looking forward.  Quite frankly my past is pretty dope.  I've done some cool shit.  I've thought about starting a blog at least a dozen times.  Mainly because I wanted a place to keep all my "stories".  Now that I've finally done it, there are a few things from my past that I think are worth a blog post or two.  Or forty.

Now that we've discussed what this mess wont be, lets see what it becomes!  Honestly, your guess is as good as mine!  Check back tomorrow for the results of my Day 3 blood work...