A family conversation last night while shopping
at Target. My husband (It’s probably
about time he got a pseudonym so we’ll just call him J) is trying to take MB’s
picture.
MB: Daddy, stop
taking pictures of me.
J: I’m going to use
these for blackmail.
MB: Daddy, I’m not
a black man!!
Me: *dies laughing*
J: (obviously not
hearing his son) MB, you don’t even know what blackmail is.
Me: *can’t breathe*
MB: Yes I do, I
know what black man is.
Me: *covering MB’s
mouth – still not breathing*
J: (finally hears
what MB is saying and is also now laughing) Oh yeah, what is it?
MB: (not amused
that we are both laughing at him) It’s when you take someone’s picture and
color them all black!!
I guess there's an app for that??
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