THIS Is Why We Need More Kids

Conversation between me and MB as we pull into the garage after baseball practice.

Me:  OK MB, when we get inside I need you to let the dogs out and then get out your homework while I make dinner.

MB:  OK Mom, but first I need to take care of business.

Me:  Buisiness?  You're seven.  What on earth are you talking about??

MB:  (Whispers) Mom it's a nice way of saying I have to poop.

Of course it is.....